Taobao’s weird and wonderful rain accessories that’ll keep you dry and lookin’ fly.
淘宝上怪异且绝妙的雨具，既防雨又时髦。
Given how exceptionally dry our fair city is, the arrival of the odd rainy day naturally leads us to question just who is responsible; Mother Nature or Mother Seed-a-cloud? As summertime arrives, we must also reluctantly welcome in Beijing’s rainy season, and with around 75 percent of the capital’s annual rainfall likely to tumble down over the next three months, precautions need to be taken. Here’s our guide to Taobao’s weird and wonderful rain accessories that’ll keep you dry and lookin’ fly during the impending dampness.
鉴于大家漂亮的城市异常干燥，少见雨天的即将来临自然会使大家产生疑问：哪个为此负责？自然之母还是乌云之母？伴随夏天的到来，大家也需要勉强欢迎北京的雨季，而且首都全年降水量的大约75%将在将来三个月里倾泻而下，大家得采取防范手段。以下是淘宝上怪异且绝妙的雨具指南，既能在即将来临的潮湿天气中用来防雨，又很时髦。
High heel protector
高跟鞋保护套
A little torrential downpour shouldn’t mean you need to compromise on fashion, nor lose two inches of height, so keep your high heels dry and tower above the puddles with these zippable plastic covers. 14.5RMB
一点倾盆大雨不应意味着你需要对时髦妥协，也不可以丧失两英寸的高度，所以用这类带拉链的塑料保护套可以维持高跟鞋干燥，走过水洼时不会被沾湿。价格14.5元人民币。
Face Mask
面罩
It’s perfect for a windy, rain-drenched scooter commute, and a tinted UV-protecting model is also available for protecting your skin from the sun when the storm clouds pass. 10RMB
这个面罩很合适在风大、雨水浸湿的日子骑摩托车上下班时用，而且在暴雨云层消散之后，面罩上的紫外线保护涂层设计可以用来防晒。价格10元人民币。
Two-person scooter poncho
双人摩托车雨披
With the aid of this innovative plastic poncho, passenger and pilot alike can share in the wonder of dryness, and maybe even re-enact E.T.’s flying finale. 35RMB
借用这一革新塑料雨披，乘客可以同驾驶员一块共享奇迹般的干燥，甚至可以重现《E.T.》最后一幕的飞翔场面。价格35元人民币。
Umbrella hat
伞帽
Need to stay dry but can’t bear to peel your hands away from your smartphone for even 5 minutes? Never fear, the hands-free, double-tiered umbrella is here! Your personal parasol is the convenient canopy you’ve been waiting for, and its adjustable chin strap means that even the most tempestuous of storms won’t hold you back. 32RMB
需要维持干燥，但连手离开智能手机5分钟都不可以忍受？别担忧，不需要手持的双层伞就在这里！这把专用雨伞就是你等待已久的便捷雨棚，可调节的下巴固定带意味着即便最剧烈的风暴都不可以妨碍你。价格32元人民币。
UFO rain cover
飞碟雨罩
An alien relative of the umbrella hat, this Unidentified Fashionable Object will not only keep the raindrops off you, but also dramatically increase your circumference, putting more distance between you and personal space invaders. A fun umbrella alternative for kids and adults alike. 30RMB
作为伞帽的外星人亲戚，这个身份不明的时髦物体不只能挡住雨滴，而且还大大增加你的胸围，扩大你和个人空间入侵者之间的距离。对儿童和成年人来讲这都是一种有趣的雨伞替代品。价格30元人民币。
